All modern cars are the same shape and that shape is station wagon.
Short little dashed off bits of nonsense that I post as I think of them.
Not a whole lot of time travelers showing up in this part of history to try to save the future. My guess is that they're probably showing up a few years ago, before it was too late.
It's staggering to think how the performance of the exotic and expensive workstations of my youth is absolutely crushed by my five year-old mid-tier smartphone, let alone the current flagship phones. #oldhead #backinmyday #retrocomputing
Yep, just confirmed that LinkedIn still makes me depressed and angry every time I look at it.
I wake up, check the weather, the terror attack warnings, see what the score of the game was last night, etc. Totally normal stuff.
Only 1 in 4 Americans supported invading Iran. Of the remaining 3, 2 were like, "of course he did" and 1 is all "sure, that might as well happen"
Thanks to DoorDash, I have more pictures of greasy bags on my phone than I do of my family.
Wow, I actually got this week's long form post done early! Go me! It's about guns, but probably not the way you think.
...and we invaded Iran. Why not? At this point he's ignored enough of the Constitution he might as well start a war without involving congress.
I never get tired of watching Beastie Boys videos. Their absurd energy always makes me smile. I miss MCA.
Wow, I just realized that I'm launching this almost 20 years to the day after the first tweet